WMG removed my ‘show goes on’ video on youtube. let’s be civil. all i have to say is… fuck yooooooouuuuuuu

thanks for the condolences folks, heavy stuff

me, right now = http://t.co/b0b9zOxS

Thanks for showing me a good time Lesley university!

Get this limited edition sticker in the Watsky/Mody BOSS HOG Pack. Or just DL the music for free. EP available in… http://t.co/BZ6aobhB

Hitting the road til feb 12th- Boston, Maine, NY, Iowa, Minnesota and Kentucky. Who’s around?

Get this original poster signed by me and Mody in the Watsky & Mody BOSS HOG PACK available in 7 DAYS! http://t.co/GRNPe7Tb

@RafaelCasal can’t wait man, good shit!

listening to Quality by @talibkweli. Love this album.

NINERS 9ers FORTYNINERS 49ers FORTY9ers 40NINERS 1849ers CALI FRISCO SFC 415 510 BAY URREA. let’s go.

@rickyshabazz Stupidass joins the milly club!!
http://t.co/JnfHjy3G http://t.co/3L86HOAT

if you’re in LA, i’m doing a set at @pochojoe ‘s event at the miles playhouse in santa monica tonight. 8PM! http://t.co/NBnoOVBi

so i know i’ve got this free EP coming out in like 10 days… but guess what (WHAT?) my next full album is already taking shape

check the bottom! made the list for ‘big sounds of 2011.’ here we come 2012!… http://t.co/1pTVaLwC

@miekapauley you’re the best

just posted a 19 minute unlisted video of me rambling and then dancing to ludacris’ ‘saturday’ i just posted the link below on facebook

I meant to post this to my second channel, but accidentally put it on the main, so I made it unlisted. Only you… http://t.co/u2xrG5zL

i love mother earth, she turns me on. guess i’m a MILF hunter

New video! Track off the upcoming Watsky/Mody EP coming February 1st! Based on a song by the amazing @miekapauley http://t.co/BNGhdMl8

@MaxML415 be my head chef. It will be the honor of your life

We’re bringing back the JuMBACO!!! Fuck you jack in the box! #phenomnomnoms

#phenomnomnoms #itsamovement

Gonna start a Great Food company called Phenom-nom-noms #hatersgonehate

now that i know i can’t get my hands on a Jumbaco it’s all i want

wish i was in the bay right now. can’t wait for next week!

Wooooooooo hahaaaaa

Let’s goooooooo

NINERS NINERS NINERS NINERS AAAAAYYYYYYYYY

photoshopping fishing wire out of 400 separate frames of video. and i fucking love it

i need a dose of inspiration, folks. hit me with your favorite album of all time, and your favorite album of right… http://t.co/SpP9cEj7

“I take on a gang of gangs, anything, animals, orangutans” -Weezy/dipset

@dumbfoundead going S.P.A.M./gorillas on twitter right now

when i jaywalk in front of oncoming traffic, i run with flare- got my hands like knives cutting through the air, high knees. real panache

@Amys_Kitchen what do I have to do to be your spokesperson?? Do I have to kill a hobo? Cause that seems anti-Amy’s, but I mean, I’ll do it..

@miapwalker congratulations!

@sonnetstockmar empty cans aren’t really empty, they’re full of deep thoughts

let’s string our brains together like a tin can telephone

@Shrimptooth is killing it on twitter! if you follow one man, make it Camron. If you follow two, join #shrimptooth it’s a #movement

it’s possible that eastbound and down is the funniest tv show ever created

@ashley_gravess heck yah, put a ring on it girl

@KaylahSorensen WELCOME

you’re sexy and i know it, wiggle wiggle wiggle

@Philm_Maker sent out what i thought was the last batch today but i didn’t see you on the list. forward me your email poppawatskybooks@gmail

a million hits for ‘Show Goes On Remix’! THANKS YALL
http://t.co/S5au3KOg http://t.co/9U1vEeAh

WHO’S GETTING DIESEL FOR THE NEW YEAR??? #hardbody2012 am i right?

what’s a burchina?

“I feel sorry for people who don’t feel me” – E 40 ftw

and no, the EP is not just me fast rapping with a banjo
http://t.co/jo8ACSD1 http://t.co/OcXJCRJF

@StacieWorrel young man problems vs. old man problems

@StacieWorrel stacie it’s important to note the difference between performance anxiety and erectile dysfunction #wakeupamerica

tears. damn you export settings. fad;lkgjnsl;knga

someone asked me who I’m rooting for in the GOP primary. I LOLd

rick santorum leading by 4 votes. dang 12th graders, i heard them by the gym sayin they were gonna vote for his as their senior prank

(even the trash that I write on the crapper’s deeper. smack a whack rapper with the spine of my trapper keeper)

teaser video for the new EP coming out tonight a little after midnight. circle February 1st in your trapper keeper!

this http://t.co/9qbQjFrU

@cmdcoleman thanks & congrats! you’re the only person who’s noticed (to my knowledge) that the start of the first verse is iambic pentameter

warm and fuzzy, 2012, fresh out the dryer

you’re not man enough. you’re a lamb, i go ham and stuff

“I make headlines like corduroy pillows” @pharoahemonch is the best there is.

@DaveedDiggs congrats man! great work @chukwudihodge @RafaelCasal @diondecibels @chinakahodge

anyone looking for a new favorite rapper? the amazing Daveed Diggs just released his first album for free at:
http://t.co/4JQYlSu8

rack fiefdom peasant, rack rack fiefdom peasant

More like @fucktyler the Creh8r!

A Gutsy Win > A Gusty Wind

I’m like if Stick Stickly spit sickly

drunk.

@PatrickOchynski thank you man, I appreciate it

Oh yeah and have fun in the process

New years resolution- try to make every piece a masterpiece

ball hard, drink up and say rabbit rabbit at midnight. l’chayim bitches, thanks for a great 2011, cheers to a greater 2012

Bear skin condoms huh? I’m intrigued…

@nikkiwae RT: “oh no hecka is the worst word” #NEXT

@_CharlieHarris RT: “83/m/Nigeria” man, respect to an elder! i take you at your word!! #trust

dang, hollering at hecka people. twitter’s popping off right now real sexy

@Orthancat RT: “16/m/misery” cheer up dog! it gets less emo!!

@apstewart RT “35/M/FL” daaaang, you could run for president now huh CONGRATS!!

a/s/l?

@ghostydiddy cool cool

sup

new sketch video on my second channel. hey HAY hey
http://t.co/SYkxd8MR http://t.co/coIqMuli

know what I did today? I made a twitter account for baby Eminem. That’s what I did…. http://t.co/PllYylRG

baby slim shady- vomit on my bib, mom’s pascetti

Making it rain @amyskitchen haha yessss http://t.co/cXI93WTp

dam girl you look aMAZerY… yeah you

@LoLo_Kay thank you!

nothing wrong with a little monday night football

@ItsIntuition you shut your goddamn mouth with that booty chatter

@ItsIntuition you shut your goddamn mouth with booty chatter

@ItsIntuition you shut your goddamn mouth with booty chatter

@ItsIntuition you shut your goddamn mouth with booty chatter

Happy Holidays from Cesar Rodriguez, Philip John Lumanlan Lumbang III and Watsky! http://t.co/M7lwKdje

@MissMonet420 same to you. i see you’re fightin the good fight haha best of luck

“@bigwax: New Music Video: “NEED” http://t.co/EQbFOMIG” good shit man, everyone who got something they wanted for christmas check this vid

@EmersonCollege @youthspeaks @TechSFUHS happy holidays to the places that made me

@LineaDeAttake @Kite_N_Key same to you!

merry christmas! @juviethegreat @Ruleyork @ItsMystikal thanks for making my 7th grade dances way sexy

@kanyewest hey bro, you play your cards right this year and i’ll sing a hook for you

@J_Ryskoski @JennaLyng @jacksonhadams @KyleOswald @ZachLarsen21 happy christmas jameson!!!!

@HoodieAllen happy chanukah, can we do a track together?