01/2/2012
“I make headlines like corduroy pillows” @pharoahemonch is the best there is.
Updates
01/2/2012
@DaveedDiggs congrats man! great work @chukwudihodge @RafaelCasal @diondecibels @chinakahodge
01/2/2012
anyone looking for a new favorite rapper? the amazing Daveed Diggs just released his first album for free at:
http://t.co/4JQYlSu8
01/2/2012
rack fiefdom peasant, rack rack fiefdom peasant
01/2/2012
A Gutsy Win > A Gusty Wind
01/2/2012
I’m like if Stick Stickly spit sickly
01/1/2012
drunk.
01/1/2012
Oh yeah and have fun in the process
01/1/2012
New years resolution- try to make every piece a masterpiece
12/31/2011
ball hard, drink up and say rabbit rabbit at midnight. l’chayim bitches, thanks for a great 2011, cheers to a greater 2012
12/30/2011
Bear skin condoms huh? I’m intrigued…
12/29/2011
@_CharlieHarris RT: “83/m/Nigeria” man, respect to an elder! i take you at your word!! #trust
12/29/2011
dang, hollering at hecka people. twitter’s popping off right now real sexy
12/29/2011
a/s/l?
12/29/2011
sup
12/28/2011
new sketch video on my second channel. hey HAY hey
http://t.co/SYkxd8MR http://t.co/coIqMuli
12/28/2011
know what I did today? I made a twitter account for baby Eminem. That’s what I did…. http://t.co/PllYylRG
12/27/2011
baby slim shady- vomit on my bib, mom’s pascetti
12/26/2011
dam girl you look aMAZerY… yeah you
12/26/2011
nothing wrong with a little monday night football
12/26/2011
Happy Holidays from Cesar Rodriguez, Philip John Lumanlan Lumbang III and Watsky! http://t.co/M7lwKdje
12/25/2011
“@bigwax: New Music Video: “NEED” http://t.co/EQbFOMIG” good shit man, everyone who got something they wanted for christmas check this vid
12/25/2011
merry christmas! @juviethegreat @Ruleyork @ItsMystikal thanks for making my 7th grade dances way sexy
12/25/2011
@J_Ryskoski @JennaLyng @jacksonhadams @KyleOswald @ZachLarsen21 happy christmas jameson!!!!
12/25/2011
@RafaelCasal @chinakahodge @BeauSia @bamuthi @saulwilliams in this joyous season i bow to my poetry idols
12/25/2011
merry christmas and 6th day of chanukah friends and lovers
12/24/2011
i’d like to hear Frank Ocean, Rivers Cuomo and Korean pop star Rain do a cover of Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls. I just would.
12/24/2011
@chukwudihodge remind me to steal your phone and tweeting abilities if we’re ever in different bands on the same bill haha
12/23/2011
happy festivus you beautiful babies
12/21/2011
THE EVEN MORE ULTIMATE BATTLE: Mortal (K)ombat vs. The Scripps National Spelling Bee!!!!
12/21/2011
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE: Mortal Combat vs. Celebrity Deathmatch
12/19/2011
well, i fucked up the drywall mounts… where’s the duct tape?
12/17/2011
said i’d post a new video today and i’m uploading it now. today still counts as yesterday if you haven’t gone to sleep yet!
12/16/2011
@DBranting @busdriverr yes! i got sucked into a time portal. now i have tales from the distant past to tell
12/16/2011
i think i’ll post a new video and song to my main youtube channel tomorrow. and then another one every two weeks for the next 4 months… 
12/15/2011
@MrPreucy alright chris, just for you i’ll post a new song and video tomorrow. only because you asked nicely though
12/14/2011
i’ve forgotten more about trampolines than you will ever know
12/14/2011
i thought about buying a http://t.co/hcJhdD4i domain, but i’d rather someone else does it and makes something really hot with it
12/14/2011
100% shameless plug- help my brother win some free crap by liking this photo he took on this website… http://t.co/Sq5fG1Fh
12/13/2011
2012 is gonna be a sexy year. i just feel it in my bone
12/12/2011
Only 5 more days living in public storage/ my
magical Subaru!
12/9/2011
Am I supposed to stop getting excited about this at a certain point? I’m not there yet.
4AM Monday joins the… http://t.co/m87wkMIH
12/9/2011
On the road on and off since late August. Now I’m chillin til late January! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e e e eeeeeeeeeeeeah buddy
12/9/2011
Almost home almost home!
12/9/2011
hey, i contributed to this book! @dearmebook makes a good christmas gift to yourself! http://t.co/wwBOyZAt
12/8/2011
rick perry is either a) spineless b) stupid or, in the words of homer simpson, “a little from column a, and a little from column b”
12/7/2011
Vote to help the Knocksteady homies improve their free afterschool DJing and Production classes for young people!… http://t.co/qRkJyJC1
12/6/2011
i’m gonna see what happens when i grow my hair long as an experiment. will it curl, will it fro? how will it grow? I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW
12/6/2011
You guys hear about the book ‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’? Well nearly 6 years ago, the guy who wrote that book, my… http://t.co/FSD1Tj4a
12/6/2011
“@nuodaispalis: my second professional-style typography, featuring @gwatsky :] http://t.co/qggVvAqn” cool!
12/5/2011
@jeshudak nice to meet you too. i’ll keep my ear to the street for that new new ponymane heat
12/5/2011
WOOO! Drunk Text Message to God breaks a million. Would never have thought it when I wrote the poem… http://t.co/uly49Pl1
12/5/2011
Thanks @chukwudihodge @MaxML415 @Pat_Dimitri Kush Mody & Chloe Pappas for rocking extraaa hard last night